Clearing Up A Rumor

I feel compelled to clear up a nasty rumor that someone (Winston) started about me. Now I'm not saying who started this nasty rumor (Winston), because that would be undignified. But it seems this nasty rumor starting Pug (Winston) has been going around telling everydoggie that I like to drink pee. Nothing could be further from the truth. The reality is that sometimes when my sister Gidget pees, I feel the need to test it with my tongue. I do not drink it, I merely dip the tip of my tongue in it to see if it has the proper PH level. Then, after I do this, my face scrunches all up and my head quivers uncontrollably. So obviously, I don't like doing this, but I feel it has to be done. I am the Alpha around here you know, and if I don't do it, who will? I can guarantee you Mom or Dad wont do it. So I see no option but to continue testing Gidget's pee myself. It is not my favorite thing in the world, but it must be done. I hope this clears things up for everydoggie.

On another note, here is another video from Saturday's meetup. I sure hope the human in this video doesn't find out that I had just stuck my tongue in Gidget's pee. hehehe

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