Poopin On The Patio
The grass in the backyard is starting to get quite long. And because all it ever does around here is rain, Daddy hasn't been able to mow it yet this year. This makes the normally quite enjoyable activity of pooping, very unenjoyable for me. In fact, the grass is so long that it rubs against my belly and gets me all wet. That is like the most uncool thing ever! Since drastic times call for drastic measures, I have had to resort to pooping on the patio. Hmm, for some reason that makes me think of a ZZ Top song. That's kinda weird, since I don't even know what ZZ Top is.
Actually, poopin' on the patio isn't all that bad. I just wish I could pee on it too. I tried it once but it just rolled across the concrete and got my paws all wet. That kinda defeats the purpose. Oh well, can't win em all. Have a great weekend everybody!
Pug Hugs ~ Gidget