The Swing

Gidget: Do you think we might disappear someday Duke?

Duke: You never know. Stranger things have happened.

Gidget: Oh really? Like what?

Duke: Oh never mind. It's just an expression. But don't

you think it's weird how many little "trips" we have been

taking? To Grandma's house, to The Crazy Man Who Lives

Next Door's house......

Gidget: Oh I love going to The Crazy Man Who Lives Next

Door's house......

Duke: And when we get back, things are different.....

Gidget: I said I LOVE going to The Crazy Man Who Lives

Next Door's house.....

Duke: And what about how often we are getting locked

outside now. New people are always coming over and

we get thrown into the backyard......

Gidget: Didn't you hear me? I said I LOVE going to

The Crazy Man Who Lives Next Door's house.

Look, here's a picture of me there.

Gidget: That's me with Michael.

AKA Bubba.

AKA The Crazy Boy Who Lives Next Door.

Duke: Cute Picture. Hey that swing you guys are sitting

on looks familiar.....

Gidget: Yeah, we do look cute together.....

Duke: The swing. I'd swear it is the same one that used

to be in our backyard......

Gidget: Do you think it moved to The Crazy Man's house

during ......."The Incident"....?

Duke: I don't know Gidget. Perhaps a better question

might be did "The Crazy Man Who Lives Next Door"

have something to do with......."The Incident"?.....