Signs

Gidget: Hey Duke, if mom & dad are now aliens, what do

you think happened to the real Mom & Dad?

Duke: I don't know Gidget, I'm still trying to figure that out.

Gidget: Well what do you think they're doing here?

Duke: I'm not real sure about that either, but I have an idea.

Gidget: Well what is it?

Duke: I think they might be here to make money.

Gidget: Huh? You think they're capitalist aliens?

Duke: Remember a while back when they took a bunch

of our stuff and put it out in the driveway?

Gidget: I sure do. We got locked inside all weekend.

Duke: It turns out they were selling that stuff for money.

Gidget: Really? They were selling our stuff?

Duke: Yep. And then I saw something else.......

Gidget: What? What else did you see?

Duke: It was........very disturbing.....

Gidget: More disturbing than aliens stealing our

existence? More disturbing than Rocky The Bird

suddenly disappearing? More disturbing than The

Crazy Man Who Lives Next Door stealing all our stuff?

Duke: Yes Gidget, it's more disturbing
than all of that.

Gidget: OK. Well maybe I don't want
to know about it then.....