Fur Sale

Duke: Are you sure you want to see this Gidget?

Gidget: No, I'm not sure. But I do want to know what's up

with all the weirdness around here lately, so you

might as well show me.

Duke: OK then, here goes. Look out the window.

Gidget: Where? I don't see anything....

Duke: You see that sign in the front yard?

Gidget: Oh yeah, that wasn't there before. What's it say?

Duke: It says........

Gidget: Hey wait a minute. You can't read.

Duke: True, but the Beagle who lives two houses down

can. He told me what it says.

Gidget: OK then, what's it say??

Duke: It says..........Fur Sale!

Gidget: Nooooooo! Alien mom & dad are fur traders?

Duke: Apparently. And I'd bet it's Pug furs

they are dealing in!

Gidget: Pug furs! Why do you think that?

Duke: You see any other kind of furs around here?

Gidget: Good Point. That sucks! I love my fur and

I would really like to keep it!

Duke: Your fur is really soft. Probably worth

a lot of money....

Gidget: Yeah I bet it is. Well at least it will grow back

eventually. Gonna be pretty cold in the winter though.

Duke: Uhmm Gidget, I think I need to explain to you

just exactly how this works.....