Monday, July 27, 2009

The Park

Gidget: Hey Duke, Winston thinks we are in Minny-soda.
Do you think he's right?
Nope. He is way off.
Gidget: How do you know that.
Duke: Because we can see the ocean from here, and
Minny-soda is nowhere near the ocean.
Gidget: Oh yeah. Well have you figured out where we
are yet?
Duke: I'm still working on it. But right now we have more
important things to do.
Gidget: Oh yeah? Like what?
Duke: We need to get ready to go to the park!
Gidget: We're going to the park? Hooray!
Duke: Yep, I heard Dad say he wanted to go to the park.
We need to be careful though, cuz I also heard
him say there is a giant monster at this park.
Gidget: A monster? Oh no! What kind of monster?
Duke: A green one.....

Saturday, July 18, 2009

What a Trip!

Gidget: Wow Duke, that was quite a trip.
Duke : Tell me about it Gidget. and of course you
had to make it even more interesting
with your little problem...
Gidget: Hey, it wasn't my fault dude!
Duke: Your butt blew up like a giant red tomato!
Gidget: It was an infected anal gland.
Duke: That thing was so big we had to get an extra
hotel room just for your butt!
Gidget: That's not funny Duke....
Duke: It was so big it had it's own area code!
Gidget: Enough with the stupid jokes already!
Duke: Well I'm sure Mom & Dad really appreciated
having to find a vet in the middle of
North Dakota on a Saturday night!
Gidget: Yeah that was kind of a bummer. But at
least we made it and my booty is fine now.
So where do you think we are?
Duke: I'm thinking Europe. Or maybe Asia...
Gidget: You're an idiot Duke! We didn't cross the ocean!
Duke: Well we were sure in those dang cars long enough!
Gidget: Yeah we were. But seriously, where do
you think we are?
Duke: I don't know Gidget. All I know is the humans
talk really weird around here.
Gidget: Yeah, I noticed that too.
Duke: It's like the letter R doesn't even exist here.
Gidget: Hmmmm..........

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Travelin' Pugs

Gidget: Hey Duke, I don't think we're in Lake Stevens anymore....

Duke: What was your first clue Gidget?